Roseanne Returns to Stand-Up, TORCHES 'Low Rated' ABC
Lately, Roseanne Barr's comeback has been going the conservative blogger route by owning libs from her car. Usually, while holding the camera the wrong way (see WATCH: Roseanne Barr is Threatening to SUE the Mainstream Media and Roseanne Tears Into “Bug-Eyed Bitch” Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez for Amazon Flub). But you can't keep one of the greatest comediennes of all time off the stage for long. As the audience at The Laugh Factory found out.
After being introduced by Andrew "Dice" Clay, she ripped into her now former employers.
When you get fired, you get real suicidal, but I’d never kill myself because that would make too many fu—ing people happy. And I’m not about to make people happy.
Dear ABC, when you asked me back to once again bail out your shit, fu—in’, low-rated network, I did so with the same vigor I’ve always rocked, and I delivered you the highest ratings you’ve had in ten fu–ing years.
At the first sign of controversy, you killed me off with a drug overdose. But you know what, I ain’t dead b-tches.
You can watch the clip here. Apparently, no one has heard of the words "embeddable video."
More importantly, I can't be the only one who wants a Roseanne and Dice sitcom on the television right now. Get on that Fox. You can sandwich it between Last Man Standing and WWE Smackdown.