That's right, folks. Blake Shelton is People Magazine's "sexiest man alive." Can't say I agree with this decision. Maybe if I was a few years older and a bit gray? Nonetheless, good for him.  But the left is totes peeved over this whole debacle because they think Blake is a southern gaggle of "racist, homophobic, and sexist" beliefs.

Here are some of his past Tweets:

Timely, but funny. Super islamophobic, if you're concerned over political correctness.

That's coffee type casting. Also, fact check: true.

Because of the rainbow flag, get it? Lame, yes. Homophobic? Hardly.

Not sure how this one is a problem. Richard Simmons is gay. Katy Perry has boobs.

Sexy. I see it now. He's politically incorrect, can be witty, stands up for what he believes, and won't take anyone's cow do-do. But the hissy fit hogs have their own crap to hash out.

Let's also note these "problematic" Shelton tweets come from 2009, 2010, and 2011. Do the math, people.

Reminder: People is a celebrity magazine. Everyone overreacting is like conservatives throwing a hissy fit over Colin Kaepernick on the cover of GQ. Chill pills. Take them by the pallet.

Tweeting is now seen as literally rape.

Learn to use commas, Josh.

Maybe People finds Shelton's willingness to tick you off "sexy"?

Oh good, I'm glad we're weighing in with columns now.

If by long and disturbing you mean threads of triggering humor, yes.

The left is overreacting as if Blake Shelton jizzed in a potted plant. In front of a preschool. He was featured on a magazine cover. With a fluffy story on the inside. You can read all about it in a few months when you check in with the dentist. Start flossing now.

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