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Blake Shelton is 2017's 'Sexiest Man Alive.' Leftists Lose Their Crap!
That's right, folks. Blake Shelton is People Magazine's "sexiest man alive." Can't say I agree with this decision. Maybe if I was a few years older and a bit gray? Nonetheless, good for him. But the left is totes peeved over this whole debacle because they think Blake is a southern gaggle of "racist, homophobic, and sexist" beliefs.
Here are some of his past Tweets:
Timely, but funny. Super islamophobic, if you're concerned over political correctness.
That's coffee type casting. Also, fact check: true.
Because of the rainbow flag, get it? Lame, yes. Homophobic? Hardly.
Not sure how this one is a problem. Richard Simmons is gay. Katy Perry has boobs.
Sexy. I see it now. He's politically incorrect, can be witty, stands up for what he believes, and won't take anyone's cow do-do. But the hissy fit hogs have their own crap to hash out.
Let's also note these "problematic" Shelton tweets come from 2009, 2010, and 2011. Do the math, people.
This is the only appropriate reaction to learning that People’s sexiest man alive is Blake Shelton https://t.co/2MzMEsyY4E— molly (@molly) 1510716434.0
Reminder: People is a celebrity magazine. Everyone overreacting is like conservatives throwing a hissy fit over Colin Kaepernick on the cover of GQ. Chill pills. Take them by the pallet.
2017 is supposed to be the year of tossing out trash men, yet Blake Shelton can tweet all the racist jokes his hear… https://t.co/zF7osLUUg9— Sage Young (@Sage Young) 1510681996.0
Tweeting is now seen as literally rape.
Not shocking that a racist has been named @people’s #SexiestManAlive considering our president. 🙄 “Wish the dickhe… https://t.co/LIw2nr0amG— 𝔽𝕠𝕩𝕪, 𝔽𝕠𝕩𝕪 (@𝔽𝕠𝕩𝕪, 𝔽𝕠𝕩𝕪) 1510742989.0
blake shelton is even less sexy when you find out he’s racist and homophobic and sexist and all around a gross dude— elliot grace (@elliot grace) 1510739236.0
Learn to use commas, Josh.
WTF is wrong with @PeopleMagazine Blake Shelton is a @MAGA supporting, racist homophobic asshole! https://t.co/hPQwnBlQ3K— ❄️Lars🇳🇴#TeamJustice😷 (@❄️Lars🇳🇴#TeamJustice😷) 1510748498.0
Maybe People finds Shelton's willingness to tick you off "sexy"?
More on Blake Shelton - a racist, homophobic, sexist man who supported Trump https://t.co/uCo9yopd1h— Walk Talk Dunk🍩☕️🍩 (@Walk Talk Dunk🍩☕️🍩) 1510753539.0
Oh good, I'm glad we're weighing in with columns now.
The new 'Sexiest Man Alive' has a long, disturbing history of homophobic and racist comments. https://t.co/Rj1deZnrlx— 𝓢𝓽𝓮𝓹𝓱𝓪𝓷𝓲𝓮 🌷 (@𝓢𝓽𝓮𝓹𝓱𝓪𝓷𝓲𝓮 🌷) 1510740572.0
If by long and disturbing you mean threads of triggering humor, yes.
The left is overreacting as if Blake Shelton jizzed in a potted plant. In front of a preschool. He was featured on a magazine cover. With a fluffy story on the inside. You can read all about it in a few months when you check in with the dentist. Start flossing now.