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December 21, 2023
"I'll punch his beard off": Watch this kid's hilarious response to hearing Santa Claus put him on the naughty list
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Our parents used Santa Claus to keep us in line during the holidays. If we acted up, we were told Santa put us on the naughty list and that we weren't getting any presents. The payoff was that as we got older, we were allowed to then torture our kids in the same way.
Or you're someone like Uncle Brodigan who, when his nieces and nephew are told Santa thinks they're bad, calls Santa himself and says it's all Fake News.
This little kid was NOT having it when he was told he was on the naughty list. And then he issued threats. I'm fairly certain this is not a new video. But it's the first I've seen it, and I can't stop laughing.
"Father Christmas is not being very nice to me."
The conversation continued, at which point Lil' Badass Jones was informed that Father Christmas said he's on the naughty list. This is where the kid loses it.
"Then I will do an uppercut to him. I'll punch him. I'll punch his beard off. Trust me. I'm not on the bad list."
Santa's around the world have shown they can be hardcore themselves. In recent history, we've seen Santa take down car thieves and bust up illegal drug rings. I'd steer clear of this kid, though. Just give him whatever he asks for, then move on to the next house.
The question is, what egregious offense did this little king commit to land him on the naughty list? The video is from a few years ago, and I think the UK arresting you for silly things like praying in public and wrong pronouns is more recent. I bet this kid did something classic. He triple dog dared someone to like a freeing flag pole.
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