This post goes against two rules of mine. One is anything having to do with the Royal Family. The other is acknowledging anything Ozzy Osbourne related after 1991's "No More Tears." There's something about the former Prince Harry that makes you want to revel in his misery. Plus, calling someone a "tw*t" is my go-to insult. I would have also accepted Prince Harry is a sh*tc*nt.

Kelly Osbourne, the floor is yours.

"I think Harry is a f*cking twat. I think he's a f*cking twat. I think he's a whining, whinging, complaining 'woe is me,' 'I'm the only who that's ever had mental problems,' 'my life is so hard.' Everybody's f*cking life is hard," says Ozzy Osbourne's daughter.

She continues, "You were the prince of a g*ddamn county who dressed up as a f*cking Nazi, and now you're trying to come back as the pope? Suck it."

Harry, who is now the black sheep of the Royal Family (and one of them is a pedo) is taking it from all sides. Spotify executive Bill Simmons unloaded on the royal grifters after their twenty million dollar Spotify deal produced sh*t content and the two sides "mutually" decided to part ways.

“‘The F*cking Grifters.’ That’s the podcast we should have launched with them. I have got to get drunk one night and tell the story of the Zoom I had with Harry to try and help him with a podcast idea. It’s one of my best stories … F*ck them. The grifters.”

The irony of a nepo baby going after another nepo baby for being a nepo baby is not lost on me. "Nepo baby" is the hip new term starf*ckers use to glorify people who only exist because their parents are rich and famous. To acknowledge Kelly as a nepo baby would be to acknowledge Ozzy Osbourne after he sung "Mama, I'm Coming Home." Also, rich and famous parents or not, she's not wrong. Prince Harry is a tw*t.

Now if you'll all join hands in a moment of prayer to the deity or deities of content, that in their divine wisdom, they allow #PrinceHarryIsATwat and #PrinceHarryAndHisStupidWife trend today, everyone here at the Louder with Crowder Dot Com website would humbly sing their praise.

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