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New Zealand Shopping Center Creates Gender-Bending Santa Claus
With it being the Yuletide season, you know what that means. All across the globe, lefty Scrooges are plotting on how best to deliver a nightmare before Christmas. Well, this shopping center in New Zealand may have just found the perfect way.
They've created a hybrid Santa/Mary Poppins statue to fight the scourge of gender conformity. Not joking:
The newest Ponsonby Central Santa has been unveiled - this year cheekily dressed as Mary Poppins, complete with umbrella, carpet bag and fishnet stockings.
According to a spokesperson for the company, the "notorious, gender-busting" Ponsonby Central Santa disproves Simon Bridges' claim on The AM Show that "just as Mary Poppins is a woman, Santa Claus is a man".
"The team at Ponsonby Central and Blunt umbrellas believe that our representation of Santa can be Mary Poppins or whatever race/gender/persuasion we prefer and can imagine," the spokesperson said.
Mother of God.
Yep, that's a half-naked Kris Kringle in a pair of granny panties atop that mall in New Zealand. Somehow, this supposedly "enriches" the holiday season. After all, we can't have the kiddies thinking their favorite giver of gifts has a dangle and shops in the men's department. Nope.
It's important to recognize Father Christmas wakes up sometimes and decides to be Mother Christmas instead. Sure, Mrs. Claus hates having to wash the skid marks out of her underwear, but she'll live. It's a small price to pay for "gender inclusivity."
The slope is being slipped before our very eyes, folks. Next, they'll promote alternative lifestyles by having the Easter Bunny in full bondage gear. Then, maybe they'll further promote LGBT-ness by re-envisioning the Tooth Fairy as a bearded drag queen.
The left is hellbent on subverting the Christmas traditions any way they can. If they aren't trying to nix the holiday altogether, they're trying to reinvent it in their own twisted image. Hence, a pantless Santa in ladies' underwear.
God help us all.