Are you watching the Oscars this year? If you’re like me, you’re probably not. Do we have to ask why? I mean, I will (just for the sake of conversation).
Why aren’t you watching the Oscars
, friend? …
I feel like I just read all your minds. Did you think about how
woke and stupid they are?
How pretentious, pompous, and preachy the celebrities have become? I know you did, so there’s no use lying to me. I should probably start my own 1-800 psychic number. I’m awesome.
But you’re not wrong. It’s how I feel, too. However, there’s gotta be a point at which the woketardedness of celebrities hits a certain level where it goes from being preachy and annoying to incredibly comical. Right? I mean, some of the best comedies are just over the top, right?
Well, check out these new super-woke Oscar categories and tell me you wouldn’t watch this show just to laugh!
Can we just go in this direction? Hollywood wants to go this way anyway, so why should it be hindered? I say we all just lean into it and give the dededee leftists at the Oscars that final shove over that insanely woke cliff and enjoy the show as they fall. I think it would be terribly funny.
They need to do something. This idea is as good as any. God knows they aren’t about to try to pull themselves out of the stupid tailspin they’re in. They aren’t smart enough for that. Or, at least, most of them aren’t. And we can always hope the
very few good apples left in Hollywood
jump from that train before it wrecks right into that brick wall called reality. When that might happen is anyone’s guess.
What do you think? Would you watch the Oscars with these categories? And who would you nominate?