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February 14, 2019
MY GOD! AOC is Taking the Green New Deal a 15-CITY TOUR!
Not the Onion. Babylon Bee isn't diabolic enough to make this up. This comes from Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez herself. She's taking her Green New Deal on a 15-CITY TOUR! Yes, THAT Green New Deal (see Here’re 8 STUPID Things You Need to Know about the Idiotic Green New Deal and Cocaine Mitch Calls for Vote on Green New Deal, Democrats Cry Sabotage). The Cow Fart Doctrine.
There isn't enough popcorn in all of the United States of the Americas to enjoy this.
You can ignore the video. NOW THIS is just methamphetamine for low information millennial urbanites. Let's focus on the tour and what it all means.
- It's guaranteed the GND will be front and center for the 2020 debates.
- With the GND front and center, it's like manna from heaven for local races outside of big cities in 2019. Which is most of America.
- Nancy Pelosi's talking point about the GND only being one proposal out of many goes out the window.
- Media people like Joe Scarborough claiming AOC isn't the defacto leader of the Democrat Party can roll that up, shine it up real nice, turn it sideways, and shove it straight up a cow's ass. Maybe it'll help block some of the methane.
Most importantly, those of us who make our living hustling jokes and mocking the day's news will now have a sustainable content source. Yay sustainability!
I may buy a boat. Then sell it in 12 years just before the Earth is destroyed.
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