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I had forgotten that Hayley Williams released a solo album since the "racist country star" brouhaha, which was the only reason I knew she released a solo album to begin with. So, of course, journalismers being journalismers, it would be a topic revisited by the New York Times where the woke rocker confirms she meant Morgan Wallen.

There are few things lazier than calling country artists racist or the opinions of woke white women. Hence, a Hayley Williams solo album. Not that Paramore doesn't have some jams, but in recent years since Williams has been trying to reinvent herself as being, like, totally into vital social issues and stuff. She has told fans that they aren't to come to her shows if they vote for people she doesn't like, and occasionally is given a script to read about whatever that week's anti-Trump talking points are.

In her new song “Ego Death At A Bachelorette Party (EDAABP),” she dropped the bars: “I’ll be the biggest star at this racist country singer’s bar."

Could she be singing about John Rich? Jason Aldean? Williams confirms to to New York Times:

“I’m always talking about Morgan Wallen. I don’t care.”

Wallen is every lazy AWFL's country artist to attack. To quote Wes Langeler, co-founder of the most entertaining country music website in the history of mankind: "Rappers and athletes don’t seem to have a problem with [Wallen]… but a whole lotta angry white women do."

The NYT journalismers then went on to write about the alleged "diversity" and quote "Paramore’s black fans in particular.” What, all ten of them? The only thing whiter than a Paramore concert is a Zohran Mamdani party. There's so much mayonnaise at the "When We Were Young" fest, it's like picking raisins out of the potato salad Becky brought to the cookout.

To recap why Wallen is a favorite for leftists to virtue signal over, in 2021, Wallen was caught on video drunk and using the n-word (soft g) joking around with friends. The video was at the end of a three-day bender. He owned up to it and apologized. But that didn't stop woke whites from their faux outrage.

Faux-outrage that Jimmie Allen, a friend of Morgan's and a fellow country superstar, called out, noticing most of the people claiming to be offended were mayonnaise-looking, and asking if they were so offended, what have they done for the black community other than shame a country singer with a mullet?

But when people start to use words like ‘offended’ – that word ‘offended’ is weird to me because my grandfather told me at a young age when someone says something to someone else not directed at you that doesn’t affect you, the only way you can become offended is if you are so self-absorbed and you make something about you that’s not about you.

For those unfamiliar with country music, Allen is the one on the right.

If you'll excuse me, I'm going to go back to forgetting this solo album exists. Plus, there are plenty of other emo artists I can listen to who vote for different people than I do, but who aren't insufferable douchebags about it.

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