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Outrage erupted from a Texas school board meeting where a man was removed for questioning the smut available in the school library. The Fort Worth school board that allowed the material in the school library, even encouraged it to be there, did not think that same material was appropriate to be read in front of adults.

The man had a copy of Penthouse that was available in the school library, and read from a forum letter "Who wants to touch my weiner" before the angry chairwoman started banging her gavel and called for security.

Why Forth Worth ISD has a collection of Penthouse magazines in the school library, and for what educational purposes...

Sorry, I'm getting word I have that wrong. It was NOT a copy of Penthouse. It was an award-winning graphic novel called Flamer that was written by a gay dude. That means it is not porn as much as it is tolerance and equity. Here is the author claiming his book is banned. Even though if you ordered it on Amazon you could probably get it by dinner time.

Fox News reports the novel is semi-autobiographical and about a boy bullied at a Boy Scout summer camp for, and this is a quote, "acting in a manner considered stereotypical of gay men." Per the book, that appears to mean passing around a soda bottle, ejaculating in it, and then the person who doesn't ejaculate gets to drink from the bottle filled with everyone else's... I think you get the point.

School boards have conducted studies and found the most effective way to promote "inclusion" and "tolerance" is with explicit comic books that introduce kids to tasting their vagina slime, teaching them the proper techniques of giving a "handy," and showing them a graphic play-by-play of two dudes f*cking. But the books HAVE to be written by an L, G, B, T, and/or Q. And they HAVE to be award-winning, which of course they are because they were written by an L, G, B, T, and/or Q.

Books written about the same themes and introducing the same elements, but by straight people -- especially cis white males -- are still considered inappropriate and gross. And unsuitable for public schools.

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