Bet you didn’t think a man in a dress reading Green Eggs and Ham to your youngins would be a thing. Really makes you wonder what was actually happening with the Cat in the Hat. But Drag Queen Storytime is an activity in wokenss (see Drag Queen Demon Teaches Kids at Obama Library. Yes, Really… and Nancy Pelosi Tells Us What We Can Learn From Drag Queens). I do question your parenting if you take little Suzi or Timmy to one of these “events.” For all the reasons, but especially because it’s a possibility the queen eyeing your sweet babe is a registered sex offender.
A media spokesperson for the library confirmed one of the program’s drag queens, Tatiana Mala Nina, is Alberto Garza, a 32-year-old child sex offender. In 2008, he was convicted of assaulting an 8-year-old boy.
But at least he reads well, am I right? Nobody is perfect!
In a statement, the Houston Public Library admits they didn’t do a background check on Garza and said Garza will not be involved in any future library programs.
“In our review of our process and of this participant, we discovered that we failed to complete a background check as required by our own guidelines,” the library said in a statement. “We deeply regret this oversight and the concern this may cause our customers. We realize this is a serious matter.”
No. Neglecting fruit punch and cookies for the kids, coffee and biscotti for parents is a regrettable oversight. Hiring a dude who has a thing for 8-year old’s reading Fancy Nancy books means someone has to get fired. Publicly. Now. Yesterday.
I would think if you even started the background check in the first place, the very first thing to pop up would be, “Hey, this queen likes dalliances with kids.” With giant red letters telling you to STEP AWAY FROM THE PENIS.
All adults who interact with children need to pass a background check, regardless of how fabulous they fill out a dress with their crotch. Common ground?