Yesterday was the  #NationalSchoolWalkout. Where totally seriously kids were supposed to walk out of school because they are totally serious about gun control. Totes! I'm sure it was just happenstance this event coincided with 4/20.

REPORTER: So what are you trying to say about common sense gun control?

STUDENT #7: (rips a hit off of a bong) What would chairs look like if our butt was on the other side?

Then there's Kyle Kashuv (see Kyle Kashuv Ends David Hogg’s New “Boycott” Before It Begins and Kyle Kashuv Counters Every Anti-Gun David Hogg Comment). Kyle decided to make the day about learning gun safety. Also, about shooting guns. Because busting caps is the bee's knees.

Aaaand all across the land, gun-grabbers were triggered beyond belief.

Um, handguns are responsible for the vast majority of firearm deaths, not scary black assault launchers with 30-bullet spring clips. Just saying.

Kyle left any f***s he had to give on the floor with a lot of expelled rounds.

Well done, young Kyle. Well done.

As for the protesters and the "protests," themselves?

Suddenly, this school walkout business doesn't sound all that much like a legitimate grassroots movement. It's more like a combo of opportunistic students trying to get the day off and leftist gun-grabbers trying to grandstand with said opportunistic kiddos. I don't doubt some of the kids are haters of boomsticks. Though I'm starting to think their fervor for jacking everyone's gats is a tad exaggerated.

Kyle is a real mensch for standing up to his anti-gun peers. He also appears to be a world-class troll with his pro-gun response to the walkouts. For that, we must give him all the props. Somebody buy this kid all the root beers.

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