Wonder What Joe Biden Is Looking for in a Running Mate? So Does He in This 'Campaign Ad'
Be honest. Before you clicked this link, you forgot Joe Biden is running for president. Or was even a thing in the first place. It's OK, because I'm sure Biden forgets himself sometimes (see SENILE JOE BIDEN GETS THE COVID DEATH COUNT WRONG BY ... OVER 110 MILLION PEOPLE and SAD! JOE BIDEN REPEATS HIMSELF 3 TIMES IN ONE MINUTE). Just like he forgets who the black guy was that he always caught sitting in his chair for eight years.
Joe Biden is still running for president, which, because Democrats are Democrats, has turned into a panderpalooza of Olympic proportions. Biden needs to figure out how to pick someone who can check off the most boxes on the left's identity politics bingo card while not offending the other boxes. Also without getting distracted and trying to use those boxes to build a fort or a choo-choo train. Biden gets confused a lot, is what I'm saying. As does this satirical campaign ad.
Who will Joe Biden Pick for his Vice President? (New Campaign Ad) youtu.be
It's like my old friend Corn Pop used to say, he said, "The blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice. The darker the flesh, the deeper the roots." ... That's the kind of experience I'm lookin' for. ... No frontin'. What about "expertise?" These sucka MCs want to know. Come on, expertise is "intersectional."
Here's the biggest problem with 2020, because instead of just killing people with the coronavirus, it's also killed satire and sarcasm. Case in point, there is not a single one of you who listened to this who couldn't picture Joe Biden actually saying these things. Not even hypothetically saying them, I mean, there are actual outtakes of him trying to cut a campaign ad that one of the interns was told to delete, but hasn't yet. You never know when it may come in useful.
Biden 2020: You could have had any other Democrat, but he was next.
CROWDER 911: How to Train your Joe Biden | Louder With Crowder youtu.be
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