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August 17, 2023
Watch: Joe "Stranger Danger" Biden wants to take your kids for ice cream, refers to himself as "daddy"
One would think at this point, someone at the White House would have sat Joe Biden down and explained to him, "Mr. President, please, for the love of RBG, stop talking about children. And stop touching them." Looks like there needs to be another meeting. Biden took time out of a White House event to address the children in the crowd. And he called himself "daddy."
Why you would take your children within 500 yards of Biden, let alone to an event to celebrate the anniversary of the Inflation Reduction Act, is between you and CPS. And why Biden is celebrating the IRA when he admits he lied about reducing inflation (it ackshually increased both inflation and taxes on the middle class) we'll save for another time. This is a post about stranger danger.
Wait, wrong clip. This is from yesterday's event. "I know some really great ice cream places around here, and daddy owes you ok? So talk to me afterward."
I'd like to think this is fourth-dimensional chess. And Biden only says things like this NOT out of a sense of creepiness or onset dementia, but because he knows how little self-control we right-wing bloggers are equipped with. Kinda like how Trump says things like "riggers" (check X trends) because he knows how predictable and easily manipulated the media is. Which is ironic in and of itself since the Left and the media (but I repeat myself) know how predictable and easily manipulated Trump is.
But no. For Biden to even play 1D checkers it would require a brain that isn't 69% tapioca pudding. He told you -- a parent -- that he wants to take your kids for ice cream because he loves ice cream about as much as he loves the smell of seven-year-olds.
Ask yourself, is this an eighty-year-old man you'd let your children near?
Won't somebody please think of the children? Joe Biden needs to be put into a home. Or left at the horse track with a note pinned to his sweater.
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