Jimmy Fallon Does His Best Impression of a Man, Fails Miserably Trying to Drink Beer
So, it's always weird when someone on the left attempts to act like an actual person. It's like watching how aliens might behave if they were attempting to move among us but only had stupid, unrealistic movies from which to gleen a modicum of understanding of human culture. That's what Jimmy Fallon looked like Thursday night at the Rangers vs. Lightning game.
As the camera for the Jumbotron peered down to lay its Sauron-esque vision upon Fallon, the man didn't know what to do. He must have thought to himself, "What would a normal person do in this situation?" And what did he come up with? He choked down a weiner and dump a cup of beer all over himself.
\u201cJimmy Fallon having the time of his life at MSG \ud83e\udd23\ud83c\udf2d\u201d— B/R Open Ice (@B/R Open Ice) 1654826377
If this were a regular Joe who maybe became too excited to see his face on a giant television, that would be one thing. But Fallon is a celebrity. He's used to seeing his stupid mug on screens--as much as the rest of us are tired of seeing it there. So, the only reason I could see for this strange, overdramatic play-acting is that he really wanted everyone to forget that he was, just a second before, daintily dipping his hotdog into his beer like a dandy. Don't believe me? Go watch it again.
I also don't know what kind of person dips their dogs in beer... I can think of few things more disgusting than a soggy hotdog bun.
But whatever. This is the first time Fallon has made me laugh in who knows how long. I just so happening to be laughing at him, though. And that's okay because most leftists are jokes.
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