Ambitious screenwriter: "Here's my idea for a television show. A powerful billionaire has a secret ranch in some remote place, let's say New Mexico, where he keeps women prisoner and inseminates them with his special sauce, so he can improve the human race with little mini-versions of himself! What do you think?"

Network producer: "That's already been done."

Ambitious screenwriter: "I mean the impregnating women thing has been done a couple of times in Scifi shows like Orphan Black and Battlestar Gallactica, but I'm talking about a more mainstream show. Not science fiction! Like Breaking Bad meets The Bachelor in Paradise!"

Network producer: "No, I mean you're describing Jeffery Epstein. Don't you read The New York Times?"

Ambitious screenwriter: "...They're still around?"

According to The New York Times, that's pretty much what Jeffery Epstein hoped, longed for, and dreamed about. His own little sex farm where he could build a new little race of Epsteins because what the world needs now is love, sweet love forced upon probably underage girls.

Mr. Epstein’s vision reflected his longstanding fascination with what has become known as transhumanism: the science of improving the human population through technologies like genetic engineering and artificial intelligence. Critics have likened transhumanism to a modern-day version of eugenics, the discredited field of improving the human race through controlled breeding.

Mr. Epstein, who was charged in July with the sexual trafficking of girls as young as 14, was a serial illusionist: He lied about the identities of his clients, his wealth, his financial prowess, his personal achievements. But he managed to use connections and charisma to cultivate valuable relationships with business and political leaders.

Epstein's fantasy is probably the grossest thing I've heard about since Harvey Weinstein's watering techniques for his office ficus. Were I a betting woman, I'd guess the two had some pretty icky rounds of "Would you rather" as they shared beer nuts and struggling ladies.

I don't actually know if Weinstein and Epstein were BFFs. But perverts of a feather jerk off together.

Here's what I do know: Epstein has been a known pervert sicko for years. Only now is he being brought to some kind of justice. He talked about his sex farm plans to plenty of people, including some high faluting scientists (read the full article, you know you're going to). He didn't seem too concerned with getting caught, just based on how open he was with the men around him. He was, until now, insulated by powerful people because those powerful people were likely either bought off, or took part in Epstein's delights. Related: Sabo Strikes Again with 'Once Upon a Time in Pedowood' Billboard.

So how many more sex predator perverts will get swept up in this jizz storm? Who's next to fall?

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