Call this a palate cleanser amidst all the chaos and yucky stuff. Especially since we're kinda having a national conversation on race or something. A buddy of mine is an urban radio producer, and this is what he'd call W.P.S. or "white people's shit." Posing for a photo, in the middle of a social justice protest (kinda, but not really), in front of a store that had its windows smashed in. By the aforementioned social justice protest. Being an influencer is a 24/7 job, yo!

I mean, it's a great ass. But seriously, Becky?

How emasculating that must be for the boyfriend. Unless he's not the boyfriend. He could just be the guy friend who is like a brother, gets to hear her complain about all her boy problems, without ever seeing so much as a boob. Or he's gay.

Also, as I started to find the words for this post, my editor informed me there's more. Like, this is a thing, apparently.

Virtue-signalers are bad enough (see BARSTOOL PRESIDENT NAILS #BLACKOUTTUESDAY VIRTUE SIGNALERS: 'YOU'RE DOING NOTHING!' and TED CRUZ CALLS OUT JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE FOR HIS #MINNESOTARIOTS VIRTUE-SIGNALING). But they at least try to make it look like they're standing for something. Influencers just stand for "likes." And bragging about how many more "likes" they get than the other influencers they are beefing with.

I know we in this country don't agree on much. But my God, influencers are literally the worst.

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