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Hillary Clinton Hints at ANOTHER Presidential Run

Courtney Kirchoff
October 29, 2018

Lick your finger tip and raise it in the air. Do you feel the chill? The sudden change in winds? She Who Shall Not Be Elected has just hinted there's a possibility for another ride aboard the presidential broomstick. That's right, Hillary Clinton 2020 could be a thing.

So the pantsuited she-demon doesn't want to run again per se. Fair. She wasn't able to stand on her own two feet the second go around. Had to have a pillow-armed posse milling about her, just in case she performed random trust falls.

I offer you this puppy as compensation for having to watch Hillary.

But Wrinkly Von Cloth or Something still wants to faint in the Oval Office. She still wants to squint at notes from behind the Resolute Desk. Hillary still fantasizes about punching giant red reset buttons while she downward dog's her way through a new scandal. Of which she'll blame a YouTube video, right wing conspiracies, or some Bimbo eruption. "Madam President, James Carville on line two." Read also Dear Hillary Clinton: Don’t Listen to Democrats, Everyone LOVES YOU!

I hope she goes for it. Third time, as they say, is the lucky charm. Hillary should loop her arm through Elizabeth Warren's for structural and electoral support, make it a ticket of double-double toil and femme fatale trouble. Plus that Cherokee people, Cherokee pride.

Hillary-Warren 2020: Making America 1/1024th What it Used to Be!

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