Hey Senators! Don't be Cowards. Vote to DEFUND Planned Parenthood!
Earlier this week the House of Representatives voted to put a one year hold on funding for Planned Parenthood, thus launching an epic campaign of good versus crazy SJW feminists who can't take care of themselves and want you to pay for everything, BUT THEY'RE STRONG WOMEN, always remember that.
The insanity reached all time gutter lows on Twitter, with the hashtag #IStandWithPP, where evil abortion supporters demolished their keyboards in an attempt to seem relevant. Hey, keyboard repair people need jobs, too. Trickle down.
The Senate is up next, and already the hashtaggers and SJWs are gearing up to do their thing. Not take responsibility for their actions, though. No, no, they still want you to pay for all their health needs and redefine your definition of beauty, but only if you're a man who likes hot women. PIGS. The pressure cooker is on, and it's full of government-provided condoms.
Senator Ted Cruz, who from all appearances doesn't give a crap about opinions of people who whine for a living, is already threatening a government shutdown in order to defund Planned Parenthood. Oh shoot, you know what? I forgot to mention why Planned Parenthood was on the House's chopping block. Here's the scuttlebutt: Planned Parenthood kills unborn babies (leftists insist these babies are not "persons") then sells their parts to the highest bidder, while calling the parts things like "brains, gonads, livers, calvariums (heads) and limbs and stuff. But, again, those are "clumps of cells and blobs of unviable tissue" to leftists... Tell us about how caring and compassionate you are again.
Look, if there's ever a noble reason to shutdown the government, it should be over the butchery and sale of unborn children. Last time the government was shutdown, it caused a scandal so horrendous that the guy deemed responsible (Ted Cruz) is running for president. Sarcasm alert. Yet, the chickens in the Senate are already worried their gooses will be cooked by the media. Whoops, kind of mixed my metaphors there a bit. Got distracted, I thought I saw a bomb, but it was just a suitcase clock I keep around to scare the neighbors.
So to Mitch McConnell and all the other yellow-bellied cowards in the Senate who can't stand to stand up to Obama because Obama might say mean things about you, and then the media might say mean things about you, and oh my gosh, the TV talking heads will say mean things about you... Grow a pair and stand up for life. Stand up for the babies who's limbs are being torn apart. Stand up for the intact babies who were torn from their mother's uterus to have their faces cut up and their brains sold. Grow a pair of gonads, because a baby boy was aborted and his gonads are being shipped in a box.
You're supposed to represent the people. There's nothing in your oaths of office that says, "I'll represent the people unless the media picks on and bullies me!"
You know who could use a little representation? The unborn children who are ripe for slaughter under the guise of "choice."
Come on Senate. History will remember you for this. Do the right thing.
~Written by Courtney Kirchoff