Tucker Carlson Drop Kicks Smug College Student Over Trump, Environment...
Ok college students, take a knee. I know on campus, in your safe space, you hear a lot about Faux News or Fox Noise or whatever the kids are calling it these days. You may even think you're smarter than Tucker Carlson (Tucker Carlson Makes Mince Meat of College Student Who Hates American Flag) or Neil Cavuto (Neil Cavuto Schools Young Liberal on Basic Economics), because you stick your fingers in your ears screaming "I'M NOT LISTENING" when someone tries to tell you you're not the world's smartest little snowflake.
But enough is enough. How many of your peers do you need to see crotch-kicked before you tell them to stop going on one of the aforementioned shows? Because while the bodies that are left in Tucker Carlson's wake are amusing to us, how much more can you precious snowflakes take?
This video has everything. It has Goldman Sachs. It has Donald Trump. There's a college student who wants someone fired. And all because a college trustee MET with Trump. The trustee didn't openly support Trump, nor was he caught with a "Make America Great Again" beer koozie. He simply went to a meeting with the President-elect. What a schmuck.
Also, if you're not okay with tuition at any given school, maybe don't go to that school you cannot afford. I know this is like, whoa out there, but generally if you cannot afford something, you don't get it. I know that's not fair, but such is life. It's why I drive a Honda rather than a Range Rover. It's why I live in a house, not a Hogwarts inspired theme castle. I buy off the rack, I'm not personally styled by Giorgio Armani. It's math, yo.
As to the environmental spanking?
Because even if you're driving one of those ninny cars with a plug, that piece of crap still pulls fossil fuel cred. That's right, plug it in, plug it in, is powered by electricity. Coal, you twits. WATCH: Why Electric Cars are Stupid and NOT 'Green' At all...
The biggest crime here is no one had the decency to tell the college student pushing this to not talk to Tucker Carlson about it. Next time the kid needs to set up one of those shiny reflective surfaces, more commonly referred to as a MIRROR, so he can listen to his own verbal shart while watching his smug little facial aperture move and make said shart.
Let's move on. You guys want to win a scary black rifle?