The Easter Bunny has bestowed upon us a glorious gem of a video. This eight-year-old girl made a parody video wherein she destroyed Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez with mockery.
Prepare your butts for laughter:
8-year-old Ava Martinez impersonates socialist Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and hilariously mocks her: "Like, I want to talk about, like, climate change. Because, like, there’s no doubt cow farts are making the climate change" pic.twitter.com/dClYE1m6K6
— Ryan Saavedra (@RealSaavedra) April 21, 2019
Like, I’m Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, aka AOC, and like I wanna talk about like climate change because like there’s no doubt cow farts are making the climate change. Like, in July the climate was ninety-six degrees and in February the climate was thirty-six degrees. O-M-G, like that’s a huge change in the climate in only…FOUR MONTHS!
I also wanna talk about socialism, because socialism is so amazing. Like, socialism is actually short for “social media.” Did you know that? Like, I use social media so I’m a socialist and like three of the most successful countries in the world are socialist too. Venezuela, Facebook and Twitter are all very successful socialist countries.
Looks like we’ve got a future comedian on our hands. This young lady’s Arabella Ornithological-Convex impression is world class. Though, if anything, she could’ve maybe thrown in a couple of extra “likes.” Other than that one inaccuracy, this is absolute perfection.
Funnily enough, this isn’t far from one of Crazy Eyes’ actual rants. “Like cow farts = bad. Flying machines…not a fan. People having money is mucho no bueno. Now, gimme your wallet!” I’d wager this hilarious young girl could come up with more coherent points, and she’s only eight.
This goes to show mocking Alex is so easy, even an eight-year-old can do it. Throw on some glasses. Say “like” a bunch of times. Make every effort to sound like you’re the recent recepient of an icepick lobotomy. Follow those steps and you’re solid. Keep in mind, this is someone the left wants in the Oval Office ASAP. Pure nightmare fuel.
While we’re talking Alex: