Our favorite budding little terrorist, Ahmed "Clock boy" Mohamed is back in the news. Sure, we're not fans of the little weasel or his family, but we must admit it's kind of nice to see the little clockster again. If for no other reason we can use him as a proverbial punching bag. No, that's not racist. Amy Schumer is also a punching bag. No, that's not sexist. We also enjoy taking shots at old white guy Bernie Sanders. Equality.

So he's back, to sue his school district for 50 million smackeroonies. Well, one does. Yes, it's very clear that Clock Boy is following a set of talking points, surely given to him by his team of lawyers, in order to gain some sympathy.

Also, no he was never creative. He took apart an existing clock and put it inside a suitcase. Some guy on YouTube did the same in 18 seconds. Yes, really. The idea that Clock Boy was ever a creative genius? No. Sorry.

Can we also acknowledge that Qatar, where little Clock Boy went after Texas? If you're gay in Qatar? You might get killed. Also if you've converted from Islam. This idea that Clock Boy was in danger in Texas? Please. Read Moderate Muslim in Their Own Words and Laws...

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