DSA Queer Socialist Twitter Just Eye Raped Us with "Video" About Capitalism
Fellow conservatives, this is our opposition. A wing of the LGBTQAAIP Gaystapo calling itself "DSA Queer Socialists" created an animation of a mostly man with a Ken Doll-like groin and a purple unicorn head (obviously), as a way to teach "kids" about the evil ways of capitalism. This is real. This is weird. This is why you avoided hard drugs. But might be reconsidering them.
🗣️ https://t.co/uimCakmIcG— DSA Queer Socialists (@DSA Queer Socialists)1544492284.0
If I had to see it, you had to see it.
Christmas parties are upon us. There will be more than a few people who'll have more than a few drinks and need to engage in a battle of LOLs amongst their friends. Bookmark this video. I bet it's even funnier after tequila shots. Or if that's not your thing, three or four glasses of eggnog. The good kind of eggnog.
Nothing says "take us seriously" like a naked unicorn man, dancing while text pops up indiscriminately, even Star Wars style. If you were preoccupied searching for your dropped jaw, here's the gist: "capitalists created the working class by by dispossessing us of alternate means of survival." Yes, two instances of "by." No explanation on who "us" is here, but I'm assuming the dancing gay pony men. Essentially, according to this video, people tended gay but the capitalists somehow coerced people to be straight for the expressed purpose of making babies, who'd one day work in factories. DSA maintains the working class is queer, and is telling you to be GAY!
If we don’t name the totalities oppressing us in addition to capitalism, we'll never overcome them or capitalism. O… https://t.co/wJcE6ZVeOU— DSA Queer Socialists (@DSA Queer Socialists)1544742090.0
Question: how does one wash their brain out with soap? Do you think the soap goes in the ears or should I shoot it like a line of coke?
I didn't see any sources cited in the video, but I'm thinking some mushrooms may have been involved.
Here, let's do a palate cleanse with something that actually does make sense: