Remember when a lot of us conservatives talked about holding our nose to vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 election? I remember. But if you had told me then that some two years later I'd get this letter from Trump to Pelosi informing her that her little trip was canceled, I would've pulled the lever for Trump wearing a shit-eating grin. Check this out:

"Obviously, if you would like to make your journey by flying commercial, that would certainly be your prerogative."

This letter is a great answer to Pelosi's letter informing Trump his State of the Union invitation didn't get lost in the mail, she just revoked it. So, Trump being the non-eff-giving showman he is, fought letter with letter.

His is better. Related: Trump Cancels North Korean Summit. His Letter to Kim Jong is Pure Trump!

It's brilliant. Sorry, but so far this shutdown thing is seven layers of great. Time to prune some departments, agencies, and any remaining effs that need to be shoved in a burning dumpster fire. You feeling me?

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