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November 09, 2023
Hilarious if true: Disney is reportedly extra "butthurt" over South Park mocking how much they suck
The worst thing you can do when South Park comes at you is react negatively to South Park coming at you. Complaining only makes it worse. That's why on behalf of all Americans, allow me to say I NEED this report from Bounding Into Comics to be accurate. Reportedly, Disney is suffering a "mix of shock, embarrassment, feelings of betrayal, and overall butthurt" after watching South Park: Joining the Panderverse.
We here at the Louder with Crowder Dot Com website cannot verify the rumors ourselves. We are merely sharing them in the name of content and "whoa, if true."
South Park released their latest special South Park: Joining the Panderverse where an animated Lucasfilm's president Kathleen Kennedy was blamed for why all Disney properties suck today (that includes Marvel and Star Wars). No spoilers, but Cartman was having nightmares Kathleen Kennedy was replacing all his friends with women of color complaining about the patriarchy. All in the name of equality, tolerance, and all that gay stuff.
There is a form of storytelling called the Kathleen Kennedy Method. It's where progressives desperate to virtue signal to their other progressive friends find the only way to be "inclusive" and "for everyone" is to sh*t on the people who currently enjoy a product. You saw the technique employed by Bud Light with controversial titface performer Dylan Mulvaney. Disney looked like they were set to use the method in the live-action Snow White, but the movie was announced to be pushed back.
The most notable use of the KK Method was in the new Star Wars movies, where Kathleen Kennedy killed off beloved icons like Han Solo and Luke Skywalker and made the entire Star Wars universe revolve around a girl who looked just like Kathleen Kennedy. She also replaced Indiana Jones with someone who looked just like Kathleen Kennedy. Maybe she's got beef with Harrison Ford.
Bounding Into Comics cites reports that say, "There apparently were some lines of communication between Disney and Paramount over the course of the weekend, but from what I gather, very little constructive came out of it. Apparently, many on Disney’s end were a tad emotional. Especially the True Believers of the woke cause as South Park just gave it a black eye."
Kennedy, specifically, is rumored to have not taken the satire well at all. Echoing what former Star Wars actress Gina Carano said of her vengefulness, "From everything we’ve heard, Ms. Kennedy is quite the piece of work. She takes everything personally, and she allegedly reacts with anger, lashing out, sometimes through intermediaries.”
What I find most hysterical about the rumors? Not only is Panderverse NOT the first time South Park has gone after Disney, but it's not even the worst. They had Mickey Mouse and Randy gangbanging a Wuhan bat and Mickey beating the crap out of the Jonas Brothers when they didn't want to sell sex to little girls anymore.
No word on when the next South Park special will be released.
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