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October 28, 2023
Gina Carano goes BEAST MODE on Disney's Kathleen Kennedy after South Park destroys the animated version in the Panderverse
South Park released their latest special South Park: Joining the Panderverse where an animated Lucasfilm's president Kathleen Kennedy was blamed for why all Disney properties suck today (that includes Marvel and Star Wars). More notable is former Disney actress Gina Carano, who was canceled from a Star Wars property, finishing off the IRL Kennedy on X.
No spoilers, but we know why in the trailer that Kenny is Asian, Kyle is hot, Butters looks like a trans lesbian, and Cartman is a fat black woman. It's because Cartman was having nightmares Kathleen Kennedy was replacing all his friends with women complaining about the patriarchy. All in the name of equality, tolerance, and all that gay stuff.
There is a form of storytelling called the Kathleen Kennedy Method. It's where progressives desperate to virtue signal to their other progressive friends find the only way to be "inclusive" and "for everyone" is to sh*t on the people who currently enjoy a product. You saw the technique employed by Bud Light with controversial titface performer Dylan Mulvaney. Disney looked like they were set to use the method in the live-action Snow White, but the movie was announced to be pushed back.
The most notable use of the KK Method was in the new Star Wars movies, where Kathleen Kennedy killed off beloved icons like Han Solo and Luke Skywalker and made the entire Star Wars universe revolve around a girl who looked just like Kathleen Kennedy. She also replaced Indiana Jones with someone who looked just like Kathleen Kennedy. Maybe she's got beef with Harrison Ford.
It was the scene where Cartman had a conversation with "Kathleen Kennedy" that Gina Carano dropped X and sounds mighty specific with her criticism:
This is the part where KK demands any YouTubers get censored off of YouTube for sharing and laughing at this hilarious episode, she’ll have YouTube disable the thumbs down option because of the ratio she’ll receive, then she’ll have her publicist ghouls make sure Variety and Hollywood Reporter run hit pieces about the South Park creators and their families smearing their names through every useful idiot she has under her thumb who would sell their soul to work for Lucas film, she’ll activate her online mob to repeat that the South Park creators are racist, bigot, transphobes, and demand the South Park creators publicly apologize by only using words she approves of and finally she’ll demand they subject themselves to a re-education course of 45 people in the lbgtq community zoom call to sit there and listen of how badly they got their feelings hurt all over a little boop of a South Park episode.
It's ALMOST as if Gina Carano -- who once listed her pronouns as beep/bop/boop -- has experience in the matter she speaks of:
It will be interesting if Kathleen Kennedy DOES send her minions after Matt Stone and Trey Parker. Over the past few decades, it didn't work out well for those who did.
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