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June 23, 2023
UFC's Dana White confirms Elon, Zuckerberg "dead serious" about charity cage match as YOU make your predictions
In the immortal words of Michael Buffer... ackshually, he might send a cease and desist order.
In the immortal words of BRUCE Buffer, IT'S TIME! When we left you yesterday, Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg were itching for a cage match. Elon said Vegas and in the Octagon. UFC president Dana White lives in Las Vegas and owns the Octagon, so he started to make a few phone calls.
White tells TMZ both Big Tech billionaires are dead serious.
"Talked with Mark and Elon last night, and both guys are absolutely dead serious about this. The biggest fight of all time was Floyd and Conor, I just think it triples that -- it triples what that did, there's no limit on what that thing can make."
The MMA community by and large is rallying around Elon Musk. American Top Team owner Dan Lambert (who is also the one, true white meat babyface in professional wrestling) offered his gym to train the Chief Twit: "Let’s see. One guy met with the FBI prior to the election and suppressed 100% accurate information which was harmful to his preferred candidate. The other spent tens of billions to buy Twitter in an attempt to protect our first amendment right to free speech. Count American Top Team among those offering their training services to Elon Musk should this fight ever come about."
Crowderheads are mixed:
I'm torn. I stand by what I said yesterday. Mark Zuckerberg is the guy who takes selfies in the mirror and brags about all the fighting he's doing to create a fake reality for himself on Instagram. You know, like every other social media influencer. Then when it comes fight time, he goes down in one punch.
The rub is Zuckerberg does train striking and BJJ, which is a clear advantage. The other advantage is that Zuck takes this seriously. Elon Musk doesn't take anything seriously. Elon will treat the fight like a joke. Then wonder why he's smelling Zuckerberg's balls right before he taps out from a triangle choke.
The true winners of the fight are the American people and We the Content. That's all that matters in the end.
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