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Police Officer Trolls His Would-Be Murderer with K-Y Jelly at Sentencing...
All too often in the real world, the bad guys win. But, every now and then, the good guys get the last laugh. That's what happened when this cop attended his would-be murderer's sentencing. Where he pulled off a most hilarious troll.
A Florida police officer was taking his 14-year-old child to school in March 2016 when he spotted a reckless driver.
Though he wasn’t on duty, the Jacksonville, Fla. officer tried to pull over Kevin Rojas.
That’s when Rojas got out of his white Cadillac and started shooting at the officer, police said.
Rojas’ shots missed the officer’s son, AP reports, but ended up hitting the officer three times, according to police.When the officer spoke at Rojas’ sentencing this week, he pulled out a bottle of the personal lubricant K-Y Jelly, the Florida Times-Union reports.
“I brought a little gift for you,” the officer told Rojas, according to Action News Jax. “You will need it where you are going.”
What a thoughtful gift. K-Y Jelly certainly will come in handy. Of course, Kevin will need to take certain precautions to refrain from needing it. Like keeping his pants pulled up and secured tightly. Or, most importantly, never ever ever letting the soap slip from his clutches.
This douchelord thought murdering a po-po would be the solution to his problems. But, like many others, his failed attempt only gave him even bigger problems. Namely, being cornered in his cell night each night by his lovesick 400-pound cellmate, Duke.
Kevin could have easily avoided becoming somebody's girlfriend. All he had to do was not pull an attempted homicide. But, now he'll have to learn his lesson the hard way. Literally. Kev was riding high. Now, he's confined to a life of cuddling with Duke after lights-out and watching his back in the showers.
Karma's a bitch.