Alas, after all the birthday-suit texting of Anthony Weiner, his second brain has landed him in the clink-a-de-clink (see Surprise! Anthony Weiner Caught Sending Lewd Selfies… AGAIN and Biden Weighs in On Anthony Weiner. And It’s Perfectly Hilarious.). Carlos Danger setting his sights on a teeny-bopper in a training bra, then acting upon it, had consequences.
Anthony Weiner was sentenced to 21 months in prison on Monday for sexting with a 15-year-old high school student.
The 53-year-old pleaded guilty in May to one count of transferring obscene material to a minor. Weiner sent a 15-year-old from North Carolina obscene messages, including adult pornography. He convinced the teenager to take her clothes off for him via Skype, despite her telling Weiner she was in high school, and sent her a message telling her “what he would do to her if she were 18,” according to court filings.
Federal prosecutors asked the judge to sentence Weiner to just over two years in prison, but the former congressman asked for probation. In a statement in May, Weiner said his sexting was part of a “sickness” he has since sought “intensive treatment” for.
That’s right boys, girls and wannabe girls, the creepy sick-o with a penchant for diddling himself while sending you sex messages suffers from pedophilia-idiotsickria. It’s a not-so-rare condition wherein the sufferer can’t keep his pee-pee from following youngins like a rain stick. No mention if “treatment” is covered by Obamacare.
That’s not all folks. Hillary has another name to blame in “What Happened in My Immoral Witch-Inspired Campaign.”
His actions eventually led his wife, Huma Abedin, to file for divorce in May. Abedin served as one of Hillary Clinton’s closest aides, and it was her husband’s messages with the 15-year-old that led the FBI to re-open its investigation into Clinton’s use of a private email server just before the November election.
Certainly a staffer being married to a self-diddler who enjoys Striptease: Smells like Teen Spirit edition is problematic for a campaign.
Of course, the one who suffered most here is the teen girl who saw Weiner’s swollen package. Not sure how anyone recovers from such mental trauma.
Thank goodness justice, not penis pride, prevailed.
Co-written by Nichole Cooper and Courtney Kirchoff