Chris Pratt Classes up the Internet, Uses Instagram to Express His Faith...
Chris Pratt. A moment of honesty about the staff of LwC. We're all at the point where we doodle his name in the back of our marble notebooks with hearts and flowers. Some of our favorite posts of his? Instagram. Most celebrities go with selfies or their expensive clothes. For sure, Pratt does as well, but with orange Costco carts full of charming sarcasm. Today's story, though, mirrors past hits like Chris Pratt Celebrates Easter and ‘I Only Eat What I Kill.’
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So my brother, @cullypratt makes these awesome pocket dump trays. We all need a place to throw our wallets, keys, cell-phones, lighters, pistols or whatever else we keep in your pocket so you know exactly where it is the next day. Well he wanted to make me one and asked me what I wanted on it. I went for the usual chris answer, American bald eagle smoking a cigar, holding a machine gun and an American flag whirling all bad ass in the wind maybe with some nunchucks or something. But then I thought a lot about being homesick. I'd like having a touchstone that I could take with me as I travel on the road for work. Something less straight up bad ass hero and more homesick in need of comfort.
So I though about this great bible verse Philippians 4:13 which I've relied on for strength from time to time. And he knocks this thing out in like a day!! Reclaimed wood and a wood burner. All by hand. He does all kinds of awesome art stuff and in proud of him. He's so awesome and you should follow him. He's a unique individual and my best friend. An army veteran and a sheriffs deputy who has seen a lot of shit in his life but gets up everyday to go to work and help people having bad days cause he's a real hero. A hero who loves to make something out of nothing with his bare hands. He's very good and when we were kids he used to make me smell his finger and I always fell for it and I wore his clothes and worshiped him and I still do to this day. Thanks to my big brother from the same mother for my awesome #cullypepper dump tray. It's my favorite thing I have.
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Yes, Christianity may seem weird to some of the actor's colleagues, but it makes him that much dreamier here.
One reason we heart Pratt so hard is the dichotomy he brings to Hollywood. While many of us shake our heads at whatever boringly canned "we hate Trump" video montage C-List celebrities make in hopes of getting noticed by B-List producers, Pratt is thanking his brother for a touchstone. While Meryl Streep is accepting an award while spitting on most of America, Pratt is praising Jesus. While Madonna is offering sexual favors and makes Beyonce look like a champion of celibacy, Chris Pratt is citing scripture. He's a palate cleanser. And easy on the eyes. For the lady folk, of course.
Keep being you, Chris. We're fans.
Let's also note that as of yet, Pratt has yet to virtue signal his cares about the refugee "crisis." Unlike these "Christian" butt-monkeys of suck, eloquently lambasted in this delightful video.