Chris Pratt Classes up the Internet, Uses Instagram to Express His Faith...
Chris Pratt. A moment of honesty about the staff of LwC. We're all at the point where we doodle his name in the back of our marble notebooks with hearts and flowers. Some of our favorite posts of his? Instagram. Most celebrities go with selfies or their expensive clothes. For sure, Pratt does as well, but with orange Costco carts full of charming sarcasm. Today's story, though, mirrors past hits like Chris Pratt Celebrates Easter and ‘I Only Eat What I Kill.’
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Yes, Christianity may seem weird to some of the actor's colleagues, but it makes him that much dreamier here.
One reason we heart Pratt so hard is the dichotomy he brings to Hollywood. While many of us shake our heads at whatever boringly canned "we hate Trump" video montage C-List celebrities make in hopes of getting noticed by B-List producers, Pratt is thanking his brother for a touchstone. While Meryl Streep is accepting an award while spitting on most of America, Pratt is praising Jesus. While Madonna is offering sexual favors and makes Beyonce look like a champion of celibacy, Chris Pratt is citing scripture. He's a palate cleanser. And easy on the eyes. For the lady folk, of course.
Keep being you, Chris. We're fans.
Let's also note that as of yet, Pratt has yet to virtue signal his cares about the refugee "crisis." Unlike these "Christian" butt-monkeys of suck, eloquently lambasted in this delightful video.
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