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Top 10 Desperate Celebrity Appeals to Vote in Midterm Elections
In case the barrage of TV spots weren't clear enough, tomorrow is Election Day. Which means the left is out in full force to encourage everyone to "vote
Democrat their conscience."
True to their career path, Hollywood celebrities are laying the drama on extra thick. Thicker than Tess Holliday's paunch after a late night carb-run to Krispy Kreme.
Here's our top 10 desperate celebrity appeals to get out the vote:
1. Republicans are Super-Ultra Evil Ninnymuggins.
Vote like a bunch of school children were shot and a bunch of other children were put into camps indefinitely bc th… https://t.co/S1KLgEMmc8— Chelsea Peretti (@Chelsea Peretti) 1541182302.0
This brings up an important lesson for all you youngsters out there:
2. Jesus was a Democrat.
“For what will it profit a man if he gains the whole world and forfeits his soul? Matthew 16:26 Please read… https://t.co/X74KYNn1Hy— Pauley Perrette (@Pauley Perrette) 1541408871.0
Sure, because everyone knows Jesus was all about
taxation theft, degeneracy, and sucking babies' brains out with a Shop-Vac.
3. Meathead Likes Nouns.
Reject Lies. Vote for Truth. Reject Ignorance. Vote for Science. Reject Corruption. Vote for The Rule Of Law. Rejec… https://t.co/3MP71SHSt3— Rob Reiner (@Rob Reiner) 1541432893.0
That was beautiful.
Meathead's right. We have to vote against hateful, lying, corrupt anti-science people. That's exactly why I'll be casting my vote for anyone who isn't a Democrat.
4. Eternal Sunshine of a Thoughtless Mind.
Go Beto! Go Democrats! Vote like there’s no tomorrow. Let’s make this Tuesday like the end of every great vampire m… https://t.co/kzwX2en2o6— Jim Carrey (@Jim Carrey) 1541394076.0
Well, at least now we know which one was "Dumber." Once again, Ace Ventura chose to let his butthole do the talking. Unfortunately, for Jimbo, Ted Cruz was on hand to put him in his place.
5. Elaine Goes Full Fear-Monger.
For years Donald Trump has been spreading fear, encouraging racism and inciting violence. On Nov.6 the hatred ends.… https://t.co/XYvHqBuYkH— Julia Louis-Dreyfus (@Julia Louis-Dreyfus) 1541357155.0
Says the same leftists who claim Republicans want to lock kiddies in cages (that was Obama). Kill every Epstein in the phonebook. Wire your "fabulous" relatives up to a battery charger. Yet, it's Trump who's the one "spreading fear."
Character actor James Cromwell was honored at the fourth annual Carney Awards, where he used his platform to call for change in the United States and warn of violence if President Trump and his allies remain in office.
Speaking to Variety at the event, he warned of the turn that he sees America taking and cautioned there will be “blood in the streets” if Republicans remain in control.
It's funny how Republicans are supposedly the ones "inciting violence." Yet, here's Farmer Hoggett talking about blood-stained streets if his side loses an election. That'll do, duncemeister. That'll do.
Jane Fonda is making her case against President Trump — and comparing him to Adolf Hitler — in remarks urging voters to head to the polls for Tuesday’s midterm elections.
“If you’ve read anything about the rise of the Third Reich and Adolf Hitler, you will see the parallels,” Fonda reportedly said Thursday at the Women’s Media Awards held by the Women's Media Center in New York.
Oh look, another washed-up celebrity hag pulling the "everyone I don't like is Hitler" card. We heard that one for a year-and-a-half before the last election. It didn't work then. It ain't gonna work now.
8. Ice-Town Weighs In.
Not voting is not an act of rebellion. It is an act of surrender. https://t.co/dSeApkxXay— Adam Scott (@Adam Scott) 1541400694.0
So, not voting means another "horrific" six years of Ted Cruz and the Donald. Well, if "surrendering" means a booming economy, dead ISIS dickweeds, and less leftist douchebaggery, please excuse me. I need to fashion a white flag out of my tighty-whiteys.
9. Set Phasers to Dumb!
Friends, there has been much talk of a “blue wave” tomorrow. But I’m afraid that won’t do. There’s a better image I… https://t.co/9B12bVMlKy— George Takei (@George Takei) 1541452938.0
Uh, Mr. Sulu might wanna keep his expectations within the realm of reality. All that star-trekking through Burbank with dilithium crystals and tribbles seems to have put Takei in perpetual Imagination Land. There's a distinct possibility the left could retake the House. A second Bolshevik Revolution, not so much.
10. MOST IMPORTANT ELECTION IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD!
Brad Pitt and @LeoDiCaprio are urging all Americans to go beyond just voting on November 6th. Here's how you can ma… https://t.co/aZd2vYJMwl— NowThis (@NowThis) 1541186842.0
"This is the most important election ever in the world. If you don't vote for Democrats, you will literally be killed to death." That's what you guys said last time, and the time before that.
These celebrity lefties don't seem to learn from their previous mistakes. You'd think 2016 would have taught them to pick a different strategy. One that doesn't involve calling half the country a bunch of racist butt-dumplings. Yet, here they are spewing the same rhetoric that caused them to lose big last time. Pathetic.
Speaking of that: