Just when you think the news has gone into pre-midterm election analysis mode, full of charts, hype, and mostly boring “hot takes” of things “you need to know” (but you mostly don’t) you find this. Jim Carrey, the washed-up funny man of a thousand dimwitted faces, put fingers to canvas again, creating a piece of art the likes of which I haven’t seen since the days of mandatory nap time. In his masterpiece, Carrey depicted Ted Cruz as a vampire. Not the sparkling kind too many teen girls find romantic. No, no, the Nosferatu variety from the silent movie era. Have a looksie:
Go Beto! Go Democrats! Vote like there’s no tomorrow. Let’s make this Tuesday like the end of every great vampire movie. Pull back the curtains and let the sunshine turn all those bloodsuckers to dust. pic.twitter.com/WWwspze5fU
— Jim Carrey (@JimCarrey) November 5, 2018
Ted Cruz grabbed the paintbrush from Carrey’s clumsy fingers and ran him through the heart with it.
Hollywood liberals all in for Beto. But (self-described socialist) Jim Carrey made a mistake here: Vampires are dead, and everyone knows the dead vote Democrat…. https://t.co/pz2g4RYmMp
— Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) November 5, 2018
Walked right into that one, didn’t he?
How tomorrow’s election will turn out is still anyone’s guess. And yes, I think a lot of people are still just guessing. But you can always count on Ted Cruz having the last laugh with Hollywood’s finest fools. Read also Ted Cruz Just Force Choked Mark Hamill on Net Neutrality and Ted Cruz Finishes Mark Hamill’s Jedi Training on Net Neutrality for more Ted Cruz splendidness.