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There is a healthy heaping of "allegedly" and "whoa if true" to this story, and I have my doubts. However, I want it to be true because the idea of an AWFL Canadian f*cking around and finding out when she's (allegedly) detained by ICE is amusing. Also, Canada is a conquered people and a silly place.

The story as reported by the New York Post and NJ.com is that Kaitlyn Tracey spotted four girls on the boardwalk, at least one of whom was wearing MAGA clothing. So she did what any AWFL would do. She filmed herself confronting them and allegedly assaulting one of the teen girls. Then she ran away, but security camera footage identified who she was.

Tracey took issue with two of the beachgoers — who are minors — wearing “patriotic colored” sweatpants with the words “Trump” and “ICE” before she struck one of them across the face and body, police alleged.

Tracey is a not-American who entered our country in 2024 with a passport. Police are charging her with endangering the welfare of a child, simple assault, harassment, and obstruction.

She was brought to the Ocean County jail, and a man who identified himself as her husband said Tracey is being turned over to ICE. Tracey is not listed in jail records as an inmate as of Tuesday morning, though court records say she is scheduled for an Aug. 4 court appearance.

“I need help,” Matthew Geroni said in a video posted to TikTok. “I need my wife. I don’t want to see her get hurt.”

Her husband is where I'm not so sure about the story. Mathew, aka @copsdrinkplastic40oz on TikTok, aka The Clown of Asbury Park, aka The Jester of the Jersey Shore claims she is abducted by ICE. Specifically, the trendy Delaney Hall detention center that Miss Rachel won't shut up about. However, neither he nor his wife's lawyers nor ICE responded to NJ.com when they reached out for comment.

And while granted his TikTok page codes as that of a leftist douche, if your wife was taken away by ICE and you were concerned, would you go through the trouble of setting up your suction cup mount and/or ball head magic arm to record driving content?

Also, at least as far as my diligence being done, there is a considerable lack of video of the incident, whether it be the security footage or that from the AWFL Canadian's smartphone. If there is one thing engagement bait X-Twitter is good at, it's uncovering video such as these. Yet there is nothing so far.

This could be a stunt. OR, the AWFL Canadian should have calmed down instead of attacking someone over sweatpants. Or it's a combination of both. Either way, the streets are talking about it, and we're not ones to ignore what the streets is saying.

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