Someone taught Jerry Brown how to use emojis. And an iPhone. This displeases me. Now he's using Twitter to send letters instead of mailing them via carrier pigeon. There's at least one upside here; his social media stupidity inspires a mighty fit of chortles.

Today, the governing hooplehead put Trump "on blast," as the kids say. Except he pandered so hard, the only thing he blasted was his own pants. With the force of a thousand try-hard shats.

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A simple translation for the rest of you non-leftist peons who aren't as enlightened as Jerry: he doesn't like how President Trump is visiting California to view border wall prototypes. According to west coast liberal code, California doesn't build walls for border purposes. Just walls of debt.

This is simply another one of California's little "screw Trump" tantrums. The state has been clashing against the federal government every step of the way when it comes to lower taxes, safer border security, and better healthcare. Jerry Brown boasts California is the land of the future. Yet for being so keen on progress, they sure fight tooth and nail to keep national progress out of their state.

The Golden State glimmers thanks to streets laden with broken, leftover heroin needles and homeless fecal forests (see Experts Now Comparing San Francisco to the 'Slums of Developing Countries' and Stats Show California Now Has the Highest Poverty Rate in America). California certainly isn't in any shape to brag about itself. Or the wasteful, multi-billion dollar train its failing to create as part of Brown's "legacy." He'll put it in his list of accomplishments on the fridge, sandwiched in between high unemployment and unsustainable cost of living.

If anything, California's bridge building should serve as an example to the rest of the States. Walls are preferable when the bridges being built lead to filthy pits of suck.

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