If you were to mate an idiot with a moron and they gave birth to a bag of rocks, it would still be smarter than Florida Democrat Party Chairwoman Nikki Fried. What follows is the greatest self-own in the history of politics. Or if you want to dial back the hyperbole, at least Top 5. It involves Ron DeSantis and butt plug porn.

Fried accused America's Governor of posting butt plug porn. Though, in the governor's defense, he (allegedly) did so for the noblest of causes: to own the libs.

The chairwoman shared a screen capture of a video Team DeSantis tweeted out.

This video.

It was the video Team DeSantis shared last week to expose the "book ban hoax" being spread by Democrats and the media (but I repeat myself). DeSantis is banning pornography that is available in Florida schools. Democrats and the media (again, repeating) who support and encourage pornography in schools have been lying that DeSantis is banning all books, leaving out the pornography part. The video gives examples of the ACTUAL books that are being removed from schools.

Nikki Fried, the Chairwoman of the Florida Democrat Party, blew up their spot by sharing a photo of a book available in elementary schools and admitting that it is porn. FURTHER DRIVEN HOME by the Community Notes now added to her tweet:

As my second favorite Florida conservative Trey Redel said, Fried recognized that a book made readily available to kids in public schools is - using her word here - porn. So really it's: "Fried posting porn to own the cons."

Methinks you will not be seeing Nikki Fried on MSNBC or CNN any time soon. Though having her explain her way out of this would be laugh-out-loud funny.

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