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July 17, 2023
Sports Illustrated goes nuts over Brittney Griner's dunk, gets roasted online by people who know how basketball is played
The media is still trying to make the WNBA happen. Female sports fans don't care enough to make the WNBA happen. But the media still flops covering the WNBA like they're LeBron James. The barest minimal skills get YASSS KWEEN'D and SLAYYYYY GIRL'D to within an inch of its life to make the league seem watchable or enjoyable. But there's trying too hard, and then there is this Sports Illustrated tweet losing it because Brittney Griner dunked a basketball.
Before we get to the clip, not all of you may know the finer points of the game. You know when the player bounces the ball? That's called dribbling. They can't move around the court with the ball unless they are dribbling the ball. If they walk without dribbling, it is called traveling. It's a foul and the referee blows the whistle. Ok? Ok.
Now check out ya girl...
Brittney Griner knows some things about traveling. She's the basketball player who got arrested in Russia for weed, and who the Biden Adminstration traded a guy called the "Merchant of Death" for because, unlike the Marine who is also imprisoned in Russia, Griner checks off one or more boxes on the Left's preferred marginalized checklist.
The jokes wrote themselves.
I hope this isn't true. The DOT Secretary is an incompetent yutz and Griner is liable to get derailed in East Palestine.
This tweet leaves out "boos the National Anthem" and "picks a fight with Alex Stein," but the point is still made. That was FLAGRANT traveling.
The sad thing is you would assume someone who works for Sports Illustrated would know how the game of basketball is played. Perhaps wait until someone does something that is considered above average when you are playing at the professional level. You would assume that. But then you would remind yourself of the types of people who go into sports reporting today.
This was from the WNBA All-Star team where "Team Stewart" beat "Team Wilson." We here at the Louder with Crowder Dot Com website are unclear what those words mean, or which team Griner was on.
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