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"Just say you’re being complicit in a mass disabling event and get it over with."

"People like you kill disabled people in the name of your own leisure and convenience."

"I hope your venue gets firebombed for robbing my fellow immunocompromised people of their Saturday plans..."

Patrons of a Boston-area lesbian bar are unable to calm down after the establishment, The Last Ditch, changed its policies. Did they remove the "Suburu Parking Only" signs? Ban the Indigo Girls from TouchTunes? Did this lesbian bar not have a fire exit? No, they loosened their mask mandate.

You see, the bar had demanded all patrons wear an N95 mask, and now that's only optional.

Yes, it is 2026.

The Last Ditch attempted to apologize for their transgression and/or microaggression.

"We are sorry for our passive and dismissive tone of our change to the norms ... e understand everyone faces different intersections and we are always working to consider all needs fully.”

That only made matters worse; in what the streets agree is the best part of the article.

Instead of defusing the situation, the apology seemed to make things worse. The bar had erred: it posted an Instagram card without providing alt-text for the visually impaired. This set off a fresh round of accusations of ableism.

“This is not an accessible post,” wrote one user. “It indicates the lack of care or interest in Disability intersectionality.”

Oh, and for unrelated reasons, Lady Gaga is cancelled. Someone was planning on holding a Gaga Night that they were now moving to a less ableist watering hole, but that person was notified Gaga is cancelled for being a zionist.

We here at the Louder with Crowder dot com website are unclear why female massholes of all sexual preferences are losing their minds as of late. Though we would be curious to see a Venn diagram of lesbians angry over this and people who think Lindsay Clancy did nothing wrong.

Not since a lesbian bar in Portland was forced to shut down after only being open for five days due to it not being woke enough for Portland have we heartily laughed over femme misfortune.

Just wait until the protests start. You know there are going to be protests outside of the bar.

There have to be protests outside of the bar.

Otherwise, what was the point of triggering lesbians still masking up in 2026?

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