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December 17, 2022
'All the nuggets...poof': Black bear caught stealing Chick-Fil-A delivery (but left the salad)
Call it a regional bias, but I don't get the fascination with Chick-FIl-A. We didn't get the restaurant up in these here parts until a few years ago. My first experience having Chick-Fil-A in my mouth was in Atlanta in 2015, and... it was fast food chicken. But the eatery is popular with many of my right-wing brethren, and as this video shows even bears love "God's chicken."
Unclear is if the Chick-Fil-A was the main course, or a dessert after the bear finished off the UberEats driver.
Watch: Greedy Bear Snatches Chick-fil-A Off Front Porchyoutu.be
Thirty nuggets and french fries, poof! Gone just like that. But he -- or she, I'd hate to misgender the bear -- left the salad. Even black bears know that salad sucks ass.
Question though. Is it me or has there been an abnormal amount of bear-related content in 2022? We've seen a bear act out a Yogi Bear cartoon and steal a birthday cake from a picnic table. We've seen a bear pretend he lived in a progressive-run city and knock over a convenience store. Then there was the bear who bowed up with a pair of college wrestling bros.
Now there is this bear, stealing someone's fast food delivery. It just goes to show that even animals are hard up in Joe Biden's economy. Bears are struggling to provide for their families, and some are turning to a life of crime.
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