UPDATE: Tana Mongeau says she got thousands of messages on OnlyFans after offering nudes in exchange for proof of vote for Biden. Tana says people “willingly voted for Biden." According to Cornell University, making any offer to exchange something for vote is an electoral crime.
— Def Noodles (@defnoodles)
October 1, 2020
Turns out there is an "Expenditures to influence voting" provision
in US election law
that says you can't be doing this. Whether "Booty for Biden" falls under this provision, there is a reason why election law attorneys make our very own Half-Asian Lawyer Bill Richmond seem affordable. Money didn't change hands, but do nudes count as currency? Inquiring minds need to know. If for no other reason than just simply, bewbs.
Speaking of which, I like chesticles as much as the next guy. As do most women as well. If there is one thing we can all agree on, it's that breasts are fun and enjoyable for everyone. But if you aren't getting to see them IRL on the regular and are seriously that desperate, is it worth being the guy who voted for Biden just to see a funbag or two? It's the internet. Photos of them are not that hard to find.
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