If it's something Americans enjoy, you can bet that somewhere there's a feminist or a social justice warrior (SJW for short) looking to ruin it for everyone. Seriously, it's pretty sad when Amanda Marcotte -- AMANDA MARCOTTE -- speaks out as the voice of reason. It also has us hoarding canned goods and looking atop the treeline to see four dudes riding horses.

For example, "Avengers Age of Ultron" is popular with Americans. It has had the second highest grossing opening weekend of all time. So of course it only makes sense for SJWs to load up on think pieces that lack any thought - and tweets that lack coherency - to attack the movie, just because... patriarchy? Cisgenderdom? Hell, I don't even know anymore.

Leftists first attacked Jeremy Renner for making a joke about a fictional character, but he's still laughing it off...

So instead, they're going after Avenger's director Joss Whedon. As Jon Gabriel notes, he thinks all the right things and hates all the right people. So why are leftists eating one of their own?

Apparently, he's a hypocrite and a sexist because he wrote Black Widow as a damsel in distress. The intolerant hate tweets have apparently caused him to delete his Twitter account.

So while the Avengers have been successful battling Norse gods and killer robots, their director couldn't stand up to a bunch of loathsome harpies.

He should have sent Hawkeye after them. You know, patriarchy and all.

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