In today's news, a herd of Antifa cows trampled the ground outside Heather Heyer's funeral. She's the girl who was murdered by an evil white supremacist last week. Naturally, the social justice warriors came armed with grief and their deepest condolences for her family. Just kidding. They came with neon weapons. "Bat crazy" has taken a new meaning. A grotesque, purple, lard-filled meaning.

A group of antifascist protesters armed with purple shields and bats showed up to the Wednesday funeral of a woman mowed down by a white supremacist who struck her with a vehicle.

The antifascist activists claimed they showed up armed because “the police won’t protect the people,” according to a reporter on the scene.

Yes, the police have failed to protect every single person in the United States at all times. So these chicks are showing up to save the day and show the cops how it's done. Don't worry, they'll protect you with their sports equipment and curdled thighs.

Ironically, the police being incapable of protecting all the peoples all of the times makes a good case for gun rights. Yet, according to these same leftists, guns for self-defense is still a big, boo-boo no-no (see REBUTTAL: Actually, HuffPo, Guns Can HELP Domestic Abuse Victims). Color me confused. Still, such contradictions aren't the point here.

Rolling up to a stranger's funeral with weapons and ridiculous garb isn't exactly a great way to honor the dead or the suffering family. In fact, it's disturbing and potentially traumatizing. But that's Antifa for you.

Not everyone was moved.

No, Jason, unfortunately, this isn't a joke. This is real life. This is what Heather's parents now have to deal with.

Anti-fascist my blessed rear end. These lasses showed up in their leftist uniform to carry out leftist ideology at any cost. With the added hope of air time. Hence the weapons. Sounds rather fascist to me.

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