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In Minnesota, to protest Donald Trump enforcing any immigration laws, the democrat party supporting agitators have begun throwing dildoes at trucks they suspect are ICE agents. I don't know why. And look, I get that these clowns have been manipulated into believing all the anti-ICE propaganda spread by media and democrat officials (but I repeat myself). But to treat law enforcement agents like they're nothing more than WNBA superstars? That's more offensive than the idea of Tampon Tim Walz as vice president.

What's even better? It's when they throw dildoes at someone who is on their side, and he has to prove to his comrades that he hates Trump, deporting criminals, and America has as much as he does. "Why are you dildoing my truck?" he cried. "I'm one of you. Look, I'm comparing ICE to Nazis. Can't you see my signs? Signs, signs, everywhere signs!"

Eventually, the serious protestors who demanded to be taken seriously recognized that he was one of them and ceased their phallic attack. He had to prove he was a dildo so that the other dildoes stopped throwing dildoes at him.

There is a push to ensure ICE agents wear body cameras so that, when they are accused of things they didn't do, there is evidence to back them up. And, I know this next part might surprise you: the Democrat Party has turned against body cameras. They realized that if ICE agents can provide evidence about what they have to deal with and who the agitators really are (aka a bunch of dildoes), it prevents Democrats from lying about ICE and what they do.

Also, the dildoing didn't take place in a residential area where these weiners can claim they are "protecting their neighbors" from ICE storming a house and arresting the cleaning lady. They are at the jails. So that common ground we're supposed to find, where we say we're just going to deport the criminals? As you are standing on said common ground, make sure you don't step on a fake neon penis. Because that's what Democrats from the Mogadishu-St. Paul, think of it.

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