Okay, I'm going to come out and say it. Despite all their laws about minimum wage, higher taxes on businesses, and how much they claim to want a culture united, Democrats love themselves some cheap labor. Let the illegals stay so we don't have to follow the very laws we put in place!? Keep the illegal immigrants here... so we can continue enabling their victim status with benefits!

Take it away, Cuomo:

A summary of this long-winded tripe:

"ICE is enforcing the law. ICE is mean. ICE treats criminals like criminals. ICE is suspicious of people who stand up for those criminals, and that's just how big poo-poo heads behave. Stop ICE from being big meanie-pants! It's not fair! It's not nice! We must stop the law enforcement of illegal immigration! We need our slaves cheap labor of people who we keep as victims so we can continue funneling taxpayer money to those victims!"

Andrew Cuomo has RDF: resting douche face. Just me, or does he always look this stupid? It's like that episode of "Twilight Zone" where the characters are forced to wear masks of their inner flaws. Did someone force Cuomo to wear a stupid mask? Or did his parents not mate well?

Not important.

Trotting out an array of victims, illegal immigrant employers, and those who sympathize with law-breaking weasels likely won't have the intended effect Cuomo is hoping for. See, Trump is a thing because he was the first candidate in primary 2016 to make illegal immigration his number one priority. He simplified the message in a way only Trump was willing to do: build a wall. Keep them out.

Americans aren't anti-immigrant. We welcome people to this country who follow and respect its laws by immigrating here in the correct, legal fashion. Not to be confused with birth tourism or dancing across the border in the dead of night, aided by a "coyote," fueled with plans to rape America of benefits. Or actual raping of actual people. Read Sanctuary City Success: Illegal Rapes Woman. He Was Deported 20 Times. Could our legal immigration system be better? Sure, and we can have that conversation. But to continue harping on illegal immigration as if it's a human right to be in America, no. And it isn't. Related: New Report: Illegal Immigration at Mexican Border isn't JUST From Mexico.

Also, if everyone wants to be in America, then America can't be the horrible place the left constantly claims it is. Am I right?

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