White leftists tend to believe minorities are incapable of speaking up for themselves. Tell me again about the left not being racist. I'll wait. The left has taken if upon themselves to make their fellow crackers feel guilty about their lack of melanin and the sins of their ancestors. Despite never being guilty of those crimes themselves. Something the fine folks over at American Dad lampooned.

Hammer, meet nail. Leftists seem to think they understand the plight of Mexicans because they're regulars at Taco Bell. Or they're hip to what's going down in the streets because they once bought a Kanye album. No amount of Leslie Jones retweets will earn these left-wing ignoramuses the title of "Speaker for minorities."

These grandstanding leftists' demands are pretty straightforward. If your head isn't perpetually filled with self-loathing and overblown sympathy for African American people of color, you're a no-good racist ninny. Lower than Michael Moore's dangling paunch. You invented slavery, killed Tupac, and cancelled 106 & Park.

Just like the American Dad video illustrates, smug leftists tend to be more racially up in arms than the minorities themselves. Mayhaps in the future they'll dial things down a bit and listen to what minorities actually need. Not what the left thinks they need.

Tread lightly, leftists.

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