AMERICA: Fighter Pilot and Boom Operator Talk Chick-fil-A Sauces While Refueling an F-22 Raptor
This is the most American thing you'll see all day. It's a recorded conversation between an F-22 Raptor pilot and the Stratotanker boom operator who are discussing, of all things, the sauces from Chick-fil-A. You're welcome.
What do they talk about up there? Chick-Fil-A, space, pizza, riddles...apparently, everything! For everything F-2… https://t.co/gsXwmKxXTY— Military Machine (@Military Machine)1564588936.0
Sometimes I mock certain American caricatures, like that of turning on the iPhone camera to own the libs from one's car while eating Chick-fil-A, because everything should be mocked. That includes conservatives who think they're clever when they say things like "Obummer" and "Killary" unironically. But talking about Chick-Fil-A while at elevation, in a fighter jet... well, I have nothing to mock. I just have pure admiration.
Air Force pilots are still home-grown Americans even if they were fed bottles of awesome since birth. So here's to you high flying ladies and gentleman who make the rest of us proud. This coming from a person who wished, as a young girl, to fly amongst you.
America. Hells yeah.