For someone who is mainly known for getting emotional and not being able to calm down on X-Twitter, Alyssa Milano seems to be unaware of how the app works. You can argue it's toxic. However, if you are rich and famous and drop X begging for people to donate to your son's Little League team, you have no one to blame for the toxicity but yourself.

Not since she shared a meme questioning the odor emanating from her lady bits has Milano posted such an epic self-own.

And apropos of nothing:

Alyssa, who has broken the hearts of so many GenXers who see what their first crush has become, shared a crowdfunding link to raise money for her son's baseball team to go to Cooperstown for the Little League World Series.

Alyssa isn't the first parent to raise money for their kid's team. My niece plays 12U softball. I've had my car washed, bought Thanksgiving pies, bought Super Bowl boxes, gone to local restaurants on specific days, and have a collection of losing raffle tickets. It's expensive. I get it. If I could write my niece a check and cover all the expenses myself, I would. So would all the parents and grandparents.

Here's the thing though. NONE OF US ARE WORTH $10 MILLION.

Besides being a former famous actress, Milano is married to a powerful Hollywood talent agent. You may remember that factoid from Rose McGowan exposing them as #MeToo hypocrites.

Here's the most self-owning part. Milano is worth ten million dollars. Her son's baseball team needs ten grand. They have been raising money for this since May 2023. EIGHT MONTHS and they couldn't raise ten thousand dollars when a) I'm assuming the parents of the other players do a'ight for themselves too, and b) Milano could just cut the check.

You can't tell me this is about teaching the team a valuable lesson. Sharing a website link to your 3.4 million followers is the elitist version of leaving your kid's box of chocolate bars on your desk at work and collecting the money for him.

3.4 million followers and, as of this writing, she couldn't even get 2400 of them to donate a dollar sarcastically. It breaks your heart to see how far the star of Poison Ivy 2 and Embrace the Vampire has fallen.

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