A GoFundMe was Set Up to Impeach Trump...by Pablo Escobar's Brother
If I'm Donald Trump and ready to address the nation on illegal immigration (see Powerful GOP Video: These Families Were Violently Impacted By Illegal Immigration and Dan Crenshaw has a New Name for Open Border Democrats, and It's Perfect), I'm sending Pablo Escobar's brother Roberto an Edible Arrangement to show my gratitude. Robert just set up a GoFundMe to raise $50 million so that Trump can be impeached.
For those frowning at the name Pablo Escobar because you don't know who he is and haven't watched Narcos, have you heard of cocaine? Pablo built that.
The brother of the deceased Colombian drug kingpin, Roberto (aka El Osito), has started a GoFundMe campaign seeking at least $50 million in donations to bolster his company's efforts to impeach the U.S. Prez. Sounds totally legit ... we're listening.
Roberto and his associates at Escobar Inc. are soliciting anyone and everyone to kick in cash toward their crowdfunding page to finance "intelligence research, lobby firms and lawyers" that could ultimately lead to Trump's downfall in Congress.
Ignore that the Democrats have been doing the same for the past two years and have come up with bupkis. Now we have the brother of cocaine's version of Mark Zuckerberg raising money to make it happen. Okay.
Roberto claims he's already got dirt on Trump from previous alleged business dealings between DT and the Escobar company ... among other things. Roberto says his dirty secrets on Trump are something Special Counsel Robert Mueller would wanna hear.
This quote is everything.
"I am the brother of a Latino hero..."
A Latino hero...WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL OF THE COCAINE!
If I'm Donald Trump, I'm inviting the brother to be my guest at the State of the Union. Because when one of your enemies is the brother of one of history's most notorious baddies, you gotta play that up. Sit Roberto in the Democrat wing. Give him a fun cocktail in a cup shaped like a block of powdered coke. Have him sit down whenever the Democrats sit down and stand to applaud whenever Nancy Pelosi applauds. Make it happen.