There are those who identify as men but were born women. There are those who identify as women but were born men. Some people identify as animals. And then there are those who identify as humans. This is the world in which we live. Or rather, this is the alternate, cooky "reality" inhabited by the radical leftists who subscribe to asinine gender theory.

I'm sure you, devout Louder with Crowder Dot Com reader, identify as a human being. I do. But like normal people, we are also either males or females because that's how nature works. But if you're a leftist whose brain has been almost entirely eaten away by a mysterious brain amoeba spread via word salad, your version of being a human may negate the existence of gender altogether.

First, if someone has their nose pierced in this fashion, you can immediately assume they probably have no clue about literally anything. If they are talking, you can disregard everything they say. There are exceptions to this rule--as there are with most rules--but I think this is a pretty good rule of thumb.

Second, isn't "identifying" as having no gender already called nonbinary by these people? Aren't they supposed to be using they/them or something? Oh, wait, "a lot of people even, like, make up their own [pronouns]."

The entire notion of transgenderism is stupid in and of itself, but the suggestion that people can just make up pronouns because they want to feel super special, and the rest of us are supposed to, what, just know what idiotic words they've chosen to use as "pronouns"? No. Not happening. Your insanity, your emotional instability does not necessitate that I walk on eggshells or torture the English language just because your feelings might be hurt.

In fact, I hereby declare that this woman be addressed exclusively as stupid/moron. Make sure you let moron know that this is in keeping with my truth.

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