Let's not get into the issue of DACA and what to do with the DREAMers today. Instead, let's enjoy some quality trolling from the White House. After the failed #SchumerShutdown (see Press Challenges Trump’s Shutdown Leadership, Gets Owned by Sarah Sanders and Bernie Sanders: 'Deporting Dreamers Will Stain America Forever'), where do the DREAMers go to register there disapproval? The White House suggests they go to Congress. To protest the Democrat leadership. For sucking so hard at life.

Asked what she would say to people brought to the U.S. as minors – the illegal immigrants protected by DACA, his spokeswoman Sarah Sanders told reporters on Monday that 'they should storm Capitol Hill and protest there.'

'Democrats are the one that shut this discussion down by forcing a shutdown, by being unwilling to fund the government,' she insisted.

'And the president gave a six-month timeframe in order for them to do that. And now I think all of America is counting on them to show up and make sure that happens.'

Sanders isn't wrong. DACA was originally "passed" by way of an Obama executive order. Trump signed an executive order that said "nu-uh," and gave Congress six months for a legislative fix. If DACA was so important, Obama should have worked with Congress on writing a law in the first place. Instead of making a decree by which all of America needed to obey. Hardly a "democratic" process. More a "like it or be labeled a racist" move.

If Democrats gave all the flinging poops they're launching over DACA, they would have put the law through the legal process during the two years when they controlled all of the government, no?

Now, they have to deal with Trump. Whose overall deal makes sense. He'll give you DACA. But you have to give him ACTUAL immigration reform instead.

All we can do now is conjecture. Will DACA stay? Will the America people tolerate it if it does? Will Chuck Schumer ever get rhinoplasty? These are the questions fueling the success of Ambien.

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