In 2008 we were told Barack Obama epitomized class. We were told he was wise. Eloquent. That every morning when he rose from bed, birds glided through his windows to serenade his greatness with song.

This Obama:

But off TelePrompter, when Barack Obama dances to the beat of his own ums and uhs, faux eloquence is replaced by bumbling confusion. Wisdom swapped for wackiness. Classiness for crazy.

Sure, perhaps he's peeping internal polling which predicts the blue Democrat wave is more like a puddle with little water remaining thanks to people like Lindsey Graham jumping in like some kind of sugar-hyped kindergartner.

Or maybe President Obama was never the image of class the Democrats said he was, said he was, said he was. This is not the brilliant man you're looking for. Move along.

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