Listen up, kids. This is why you don't do drugs, huff paint, or watch CNN. Tom Arnold, known for something semi-notable in the past which I can't remember or care enough to Google for you, was asked about Trump, specifically who'd he'd support to defeat Trump. Tom Arnold, who I know was at least once married to Roseanne Barr, said he'd rather vote for a Nazi than Trump. His reasoning isn't actually reasoning but what farts would sound like if farts could be spoken.

I stand with Robby Starbuck: thoughts and prayers to Tom Arnold and whatever mushroom farm Tom dances through naked when the moon is at its fullest.

According to Tom Arnold, it's better to vote for a Nazi because Trump is a Super Nazi. I'm not entirely sure what to do with that, but let's role play. I assume Tom is going for the lesser of two evils argument here. In the mind of Tom Arnold, tis better to vote for Mephistopheles over Satan, because at least Mephistopheles is just a minion of Satan and not Satan himself.

As for the Putin bit, that's just boring. The Trump Hearts Russia narrative well is all dried up. There was never any collusion, as those of us who don't derive our nutritional content from the crazy cat lady's garbage have known for years. But when you're Tom Arnold, and no one is really sure what you're famous for other than once being married to Roseanne and possibly some other thing, your free time is spent making shadow puppets with your belly rolls.

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